Britain's Last Line of Defence Against Mainstream Media Bullshit
This website is a work of SATIRE. We take the piss out of politicians, the mainstream media, and anyone else who deserves it. If you can't tell the difference between satire and reality, you might want to switch off the telly and go outside for a bit.
"The Daily Fucking Bollocks"
That's what I used to say. Every single day, watching the mainstream media churn out their endless stream of BOLLOCKS.
The migrant crisis. COVID. Brexit. Ukraine. Gaza. Climate hysteria. Transgender madness. Lockdown lies. Vaccine mandates. Net Zero nonsense.
Day after day, week after week, year after year - the same BULLSHIT.
I was amazed. I was fascinated. I couldn't believe the sheer amount of bollocks they expected us to swallow.
The BBC. Sky News. Channel 4. The Guardian. The Independent. All of them. Peddling the same narrative. The same lies. The same propaganda.
So I thought: "Fuck it. If they can print bollocks, so can I."
Except our bollocks is HONEST bollocks. We tell you it's bollocks. We don't pretend it's news. We don't gaslight you. We don't call you a racist for asking questions.
Welcome to The Daily Bollocks. Britain's most honest newspaper.
We satirise the mainstream media's endless stream of propaganda and bullshit.
Common sense, patriotism, and everything the left hates
Woke nonsense, virtue signalling, and reality denial
The BBC, Guardian, and other propaganda outlets
The heroes exposing the truth (auditors, independent reporters)
This website is a work of PARODY and SATIRE protected under UK and international law.
• All articles are FICTIONAL and intended for entertainment purposes
• Any resemblance to real people, events, or media outlets is INTENTIONAL - that's how satire works
• We do not claim any articles are factual news
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